tumblr doesn’t need to do anything for april fools because this website is already a fucking joke


me: ah yes time to start my homework

me: *opens tumblr*

me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*

me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody* 

me: *rearranges room*

me: *reads les mis*

me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*

me: *writes a novel*

me: *publishes novel*

me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*

me: *takes the ring to mordor*

me: *defeats lord voldemort*

me: well its too late to start it now

  • normal person: sings lyrics
  • me: sings lyrics
  • sings backup vocals
  • sings guitar riffs
  • air-drums entire song
  • headbangs
  • does choreography from music video